Scott (who is actually writing this) is an award-winning writer, designer, illustrator, creative director, animator and musician. Yes, I've won awards for each of those things, including the song "Prairie Dog in a Suit and Tie" which was a bit unexpected. I mean, to be fair, most of the awards are advertising awards. It's not like it's the Nobel or a Tony or the Komen Brinker.

I designed a major league baseball park, sort of. I redesigned all the branding for the Arizona Diamondbacks' Chase Field when it was no longer possible to legally call it the BOB. That was a while ago. I'm a Dodger fan, but don't let them know that.

I once worked on the social campaign for a Tom Cruise movie on the Paramount Lot, and they put me in a room filled with old Star Trek memorabilia, and 12-year-old me could barely be contained inside 49-year-old me.

I wrote a whole bunch of Steak n Shake TV ads in the 90s, before the company was sold off and they went all in for an anti-vax lunatic, so I don't really talk about that any more.

I moved to California from Indiana because we built two companies that did business out here. Then we sold one of those companies, and we just stayed here. Because it's nice. And it's where our cats live.

I'm lucky, I have fun, and, at least until the MAGA Gestapo come for me, I'm always available for a project. Unless I'm at a Dodger game.